thpecialth: alphabet thoup, crockpot mathala beef thtew, B-L-T pizza, and banoffi pie w/ burnt toffee
It's a month to Valentine's Day and us slugs are already getting all mushypuffypoo. Yeah. Mushy slugs 'r' us.
Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been truly happy? Have you ever had a wonderful, intense connection with someone only to stupidly let them go? And then all you can do, four years later, is stalk their Facebook photos and play Best I Ever Had on repeat, alone, in a dim leaky batcave, with only a kidnapped alley cat for company.
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Sorreh. The skies have been rather grey lately what. OK we promise the posts will be more lighthearted in the weeks leading up to V Day. Let's put aside all that emo moping & start afresh, shall we.
Nothing like starting a fresh day with a fresh bouquet of basil.
In other news, just so you know this fact about basil, courtesy of Sheryl's Fact Of The Day Education Channel on Twitter (read in reverse chrono order):
And now, introducing our good-for-grey-skies specials for the week. Available from today, all day, possibly all week or while fresh ingredients last.
thoup of the day: Alphabet Thoup! ~by Thophia Thlug
with chunky tomato, thweet bell pepper & lentilth, topped w/ pathta ABC's.
OK here's a challenge -- if you can pick out the letters S - L - U - G - P - H - I - L - E you get the soup on the house. DEAL? DEAL! (Myehehehe)
Update: ZOMG Daphne & Nick actually did it!
UpdateUpdate: ZOMG Weiru went and upped the ante!
thpecial main: crockpot mathala beef thtew w/ rhubarb ~by Jotheph "King of Mathala" Thlug
topped w/ handmade black thethame pathtry shell + petite thalad by thide
More mathala beef thtew pr0n. Look inthide!
this week's special pizza: The B-L-T (Bacon - Love - Tomato)
OK we jest. No need to tell you there's love in everything we do. Y'ALL ALREADY KNEW THAT ALL ALONG RIGHT. Clever.
The B-L-T is made of Bacon, Lemongrathh Chilli Thpice, and Tomatoeth.
Thexy photo of our homemade lemongrathh herb mince. OK maybe only thexy to food nerdth. The retht of you mere mortalth looketh away, pleathe.
(Also a gentle warning: do not try this at home. Putting lemongrass into your home blender may ruin your blender. Take note.)
handcrafted detthert thpecial: HOLY BANOFFI PIE! ~by Thophia Thlug
w/ burnt toffee. Layered w/ dark chocolate ganache, butterthcotch bananath & fresh cream + lightly-thpiced vanilla gelato by side.
Truth be told, these babies were ready yesterday and some very, very lucky slugphiles got to have them first. Ya, wayyyyy before any of you "netizens" read this HARHARHAR! Moral of the story: it pays to come by on a Thursday evening.
Anyhoo.
We stole these photos from Scookys.
The "Look inside!" bug has caught on.
An anonymous slugphile having a bannofi pie mouthgasm.
Next up, we be havin' some pineapple tart lovin'. Don't change the channel.
Have great weekend y'all.
Netizens.
*chuckles*
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And in cathe you wuz wunderin' why we wuz lithping. It'th becoth we can. Yah. KBYEZ.
